Whoa…I’ve had quite the adventure this trip to Florida. I never did get to play tennis, due to my back pain. In fact, one of my normal girls that gives me massages is about to give me another in 45 minutes. My upper back is still so tight.
Back to my adventures….
Yesterday after I posted I went to meet a few friends for dinner. I was almost done with my salad, maybe two bites to go when this girl with one crutch passes my table and says…”MMMMmmmmm that looks yummy..what is it?” “Ummm, It’s a salad.” I said with a polite smile on my face. She decided to stop and continue talking to me, it only took me a second to realize she was so drunk she could barely complete a thought..lol. I was in a black button down, nice jeans and little black boots…barely any make up and my hare slicked back in a low pony. I asked her what happened to her leg..she started telling me how she was hit by some girl in a pick up truck in a Bed, Bath & Beyond parking lot…then she stopped and said.. “Are you a doctor?” Of course I felt like having some fun…so with out skipping a beat I said “Yes…that’s odd…how did you know that?” LMAO!!!! Then she went on about how I just looked like one. She asked me what kind, I told her I was a plastic surgeon. LMAO!! She was so excited..so I kept going with it. Finally after 5 more minutes of her drunkin talk, I asked her if she could give me some time to talk to my friends since I had been working all day. She left, and my friends were loosing their shit laughing at my new made up life..lol.
After dinner the one friend and I decided to go to a strip club. We’ve been friends for 13 years and have never done this together. So…we went to Rachael’s. What a beautiful place, but they have so many rules for their girls…weird rules…like you can not sit down with someone unless they specifically ask you to. Anyway, this chick with a unrealistically perfect barbie body catches my eye. I tell my friend that we must get a lap dance from her. He calls her over and we exchange names. Then she asks what we do for a living, and before I could get one word out…he says..”I’m an astronaut and shes a plastic surgeon.” OH MY GOD…LOL… here we go again!! So we played it off the whole time..lol. The one girl just blurts out.. “Oh, you know what? I’m going to go get Botox next week”.. I just looked at her kinda sideways and said..”I don’t do peoples Botox, I’m a Surgeon.” I was so willing to tell them who I really was and what I do…and I kept laying hints..but know one was picking it up. I was talking about how a lot of my friends feature and are Penthouse girls, also when one of them said the guy she likes just realized she was a stripper, he saw her in the elevator at 3 in the morning with a bag and full makeup… I said she should have said she was at a shoot, a photo shoot.
LMAO…finally we decided to go back to my hotel and go to the pool. Never mind that is was 1AM and it was closed. My friend asks the girl at the front where the main pool is, and she told us where but said it’s closed and security with just come in and make us get out. I pulled my friend away and said that we would tell them she said hi when they come….and then I told my friend to keep his mouth shut and not to talk to anyone else…lol. I think we might have been out there till 3… no one came..even though the first thing we did getting into the huge Jacuzzi was hit the wrong button. Yep..the emergency button!! LOL..it was dark. Never hit the button…it’s very loud! Bahahahaha!! Thank god it wasn’t a real emergency… no one came.
Are you ready for tonights preview pics? I love this part of the video, I put Batgirl under my spell. All I had to do is say the numbers 3-3-8…and shes my own private living doll. I get to do anything, yes anything to her…and with one quick snap of my fingers…she’s awake and wondering how she got into the predicament she is now in.
“Christina Carter’s Batgirl vs Gretel, Revenge – Pt.3″
starring Christina Carter as Gretel and Candle Box as Batgirl
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Doreen is her to give me my massage, later loves!!